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Stretch your mind!

So, as I was looking back over my 2008 calendar this morning, I noticed that each month has a quote of some sort on it. It caught my eye because December's is the same quote I use at the end of my e-mails at work: "Though no one can go back and make a brand-new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand-new ending." Which I always thought was kinda cool.

So, I decided to check out the quotes from the other months. Most were meh, but I found one in June (interesting that there's one good quote every six months in this calendar...) that I also found appealing, and thought I'd share:



One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.



Of course the silly calendar doesn't give any credit, but thanks to good old Google, we can discover that this was said by Mr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Meow!

My Favorite Holiday Recipe

Merry Christmas!! Hope you enjoy this traditional family recipe as much as I do...



-Christmas Cake Recipe

Ingredients:
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> nuts
> 1 bottle of Vodka
> 2 cups dried fruit


Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill okay.

Try another cup... just in case...

Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. ->Ooh... Check the vodka.

Now, shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven and turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and fall into bed.

Cherry Mistmas!

Meowsh!

Happy! Friday :)

Just a quick little bit of Happy on this Brrrrr! Friday morning...


BEWARE!!: It will invade your brain. You will sing this while standing in the bathroom washing your hands... ;P





Meow Meorway! (Forget Norway!)

Sick! :(

ACK! Has it really been a whole month since I've posted?!?!? Bad! Baaaaaaaad! BAD!! I had a great idea for a Thanksgiving post too, but didn't have the energy to actually sit at the computer and type coherently at that point. Oh well, I'll have to use that for Christmas instead. ;)

It's not entirely my bad this time though. I work in Retail (at the Corporate offices though thank goodness!), so of course this is THE BUSIEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!(sung to a jaunty Christmas tune) It started the week before Thanksgiving with me working 12 hour days to get everything ready for Black Friday and Cyber Monday. That was fun. And apparently it kicked my ass so badly that I actually got *gasp!* the FLU! (dum dum dum duuuuuuuuum)

Now this is remarkable because I never get sick. Okay, lemme revise that... I hardly ever get sick. And when I do it's at about 20% of how sick everybody else gets. My roommate is revisiting his breakfast in the bathroom and I'm bitching about a sore throat type thing. But not this time. NO! I not only got the worst flu I've had in at least 10 years, but I was the first person I know to get it. And it has been poopy! Literally and figuratively.

I was out of commission for a week. I think the week after Thanksgiving I only made it in to work for two half days. It was so bad I barely felt like moving from my bed to the couch and back. The only time I even went near my computer was to turn on the Shiba Six feed to soak up some puppy joy (except now there's only three of them). It's amazing how much puppies can make anything better... even the flu. :)

I sucked it up this past Monday and drug my butt to the doctor's office. My doctor wasn't available, so I had to see a substitute doc. She gave me all kinds of goodies. I think I like her better than my doctor. I'm feeling better now, but still have this killer cough that will not go away!

So, that's been my month. Very exciting huh?!? Okay time for some happy...






Me-coughcoughcoughcoughcoughhackhackhackcoughhack-ow! :(

A question of LOVE.

Yes. This. So this. I don't really know Keith Olbermann. I've heard of him, but I don't watch his show. But I really respect him now. Because wow. Just... WOW.





I actually heard about this from Ellen. I just happened to be at home today when she mentioned it on her show. I love Ellen!

*sniff* Meow