Webster Cook is my new hero

This is exactly why I do not and will never subscribe to any organized religion.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? A HATE CRIME?? Do you idiots even know the definition of hate crime?

From Wikipedia: Hate crimes (also known as bias motivated crimes) occur when a perpetrator targets a victim because of his or her membership in a certain social group, usually defined by racial group, religion, sexual orientation, disability, ethnicity, nationality, age, gender, gender identity, or political affiliation.

Who exactly is the victim here? The cracker? Jesus? I mean after all they are stating that since the cracker was blessed, then it actually is the body of Christ right? So, Mr. Cook is perpetrating a hate crime against Jesus?

Give me a break people.

One spokeswoman for the loony Catholics stated that this is "really complete sacrilege". Really? Sacrilege? Maybe Webster was just trying to protect Jesus. I mean, wouldn't it be more sacrilegious to chew up, digest with stomach acid, and then shit out Jesus' body than to hold it in your mouth and take it home to keep safe?


For doing your part to showcase the stupidity of religion, Webster Cook, you are TODAY'S HERO!




Meow!