Only six more months...

Until the latest installment from the Whedon-verse...


DOLLHOUSE!





I've been trying not to get excited about this show yet seeing as it doesn't start airing until January (dammit!), but this trailer is the shit. Watching it wiped away any sense of self control I had and I want it NOW!!


Me-tick...tick...tick...-ow!

OMG - shoes!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You look like DeBarge!

Have we learned NOTHING from Buffy? (Well, considering that she'd tell this poor sap to put away the chest pubes, make a joke about his lipstick and stake his ass instead of swooning with some produce, I guess not.)



--Jessica at Go Fug Yourself



Me-pfft-owwwwww!

Well, they do wear black...

By the way, since the communion wafer is supposed to be the actual body of Christ, you should take proper care of it when you obtain your own consecrated host. I recommend pushpins and a cork board. Five pushpins are probably best: four for the nails in the hands and feet and a fifth to represent the lance wound in the side. Naturally, it's not necessary to leave the fifth one in place, since that would not be consistent with the Bible accounts of the crucifixion.

Then brace yourself for visits from the Vatican's crack squad of ninja nuns.


--Zeno from the comments of the below article


Meow! :D

Webster Cook is my new hero

This is exactly why I do not and will never subscribe to any organized religion.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? A HATE CRIME?? Do you idiots even know the definition of hate crime?

From Wikipedia: Hate crimes (also known as bias motivated crimes) occur when a perpetrator targets a victim because of his or her membership in a certain social group, usually defined by racial group, religion, sexual orientation, disability, ethnicity, nationality, age, gender, gender identity, or political affiliation.

Who exactly is the victim here? The cracker? Jesus? I mean after all they are stating that since the cracker was blessed, then it actually is the body of Christ right? So, Mr. Cook is perpetrating a hate crime against Jesus?

Give me a break people.

One spokeswoman for the loony Catholics stated that this is "really complete sacrilege". Really? Sacrilege? Maybe Webster was just trying to protect Jesus. I mean, wouldn't it be more sacrilegious to chew up, digest with stomach acid, and then shit out Jesus' body than to hold it in your mouth and take it home to keep safe?


For doing your part to showcase the stupidity of religion, Webster Cook, you are TODAY'S HERO!




Meow!

Spoken ha-has

So, I've decided to start a new section dedicated to quotes that made me laugh. It doesn't matter who said it (or wrote it), if it made me laugh, I'm-a puttin it on here so hopefully someone, someday, will read my blog and it will make them laugh too.



So... (drum roll)... here... we... go....



I would do the math on that to prove how ridiculous it is, but I don’t think that that’s what math is used for anyway.

---Dan at Redacted



Meow! :)

"Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Finally, proof UFOs exist that we can ALL see!

This has to be a joke right? I mean I know people are dumb and all, but SERIOUSLY?!?!?

And those Brits always say how stupid the Americans are!!!


Meow?